Thank you very much for offering to help.
Now, we must work quickly because we don't have much time. First, let me tell you what the problem is...
It has been brought to my attention by an anonymous informant that someone has created a very dangerous computer virus. This virus is so dangerous that it could destroy all computers in the world! This virus has been created by someone living in the village of Webberley. We MUST find out who this person is before they upload it to the Internet, and spread it around the world.